There are a lot of funny things my kids say in general, but I do find my 7 yr old Autistic child is one of the funnier kids I know.
So, Happy Hump day.
I have put together a little montage of funny kid sayings to help make you smile on a rainy Wednesday 🙂
Lincoln -Singing along to ‘sexy and I know it’
Tonight Lincoln finished brushing his teeth, turned to me and stood his toothbrush between my breasts. Dear GOD! Do they really start being like this at 7? LOL What an eye opener
Lincoln to Gray (who has his first extremely loose tooth) “Come on!! Give me that F*^&King tooth!!!” Thank you Lincoln for helping us to create our very 1st swear jar policy. I am going to make more from your Dad then what I would if I divorced him.
Lincoln to his brother when I asked him if he loved Gray (as Grayson informed me his brother didn’t love him) “Yeah, but your still a Weiner!”
Me: “dinner will be ready in a second, go sit down” Gray “Well thanks! it smells awful!” *sigh* Thanks, Kid.
So,yesterday I catch my 3 yr old kissing a picture of “Maryse” the french Canadian Diva in my 5 yr olds wrestling book. I ask him “did you just kiss that book?”
he says “yeah, she’s pretty” Starts early I see!
Love, love, LOVE the big cheesy grin Hawk gave when watching my little ponies and exclaimed “I love this show, it is AWESOMESAUCE!”
HAPPY HALF WAY THROUGH THE WEEK< PEEPS!!
Over dinner I was told I am not sexy but Jack must love me because I cook dinner and we kiss a lot and are a family. Oh, and When Lincoln becomes a zoo keeper he is feeding Grayson to the Alligators!
Hawk “what are we having for dinner?”
Me “Beef Stew”
Hawk “that is HORRIBLE! I want nachos!!”
Huh. -for real, if I EVER did that to my Mom, I am pretty certain I would be the next nights dinner.
“MOM! can you PLEASE give me your attention?” and I feel bad. “Yes, son, of course” I turn around and Gray drops an atomic wedgie on Hawk, beaming with pride. Perfect! A chip of the ol’ block!!
I was telling the kids about once when my sister got me in trouble and I drew a cartoon of her being tied to a stick of dynamite with the old fashion push detonator (that a figure strangely looking a lot like me was in control of…and how I got in a lot of trouble for doing that, but it was funny.
Grayson sat quietly for a second then requested “a piece of paper”.
Apple – you don’t fall far from the tree!
My son Grayson told me I wasn’t sexy (as in I’m sexy and I know it) but my little Prince HAwk came quick to my rescue to tell me I was “Womanly” WOW! for 3 that is pretty sauve. 😉
I used the kids leapPad to make Grayson’s picture look like an alien and now he is pissed at me. They use it to moon each other on video and my creative photoshop is ticking HIM off??
Currently, the kids are using their new Leap Pad to video themselves “mooning” each other. Seriously, God help the world!
Hawkin “Lincoln is not sharing his submarine!” (they are in the bath) Me “well it is kinda hard to share a submarine toy” Hawkin “no, it is easy. you use two hands, pick it up and give it to the other kid.”
Hmmm. He has a point. Gotta love kids.
Hawk age 4 says as I put the kids to bed and hopped on the eliptical…when I got off Hawk yelled out to me “MOM! why are you getting off?? You’re not skinny yet!!” Man, if only it was THAT easy!!